Bright and Early


They see me snoozin’
I’m snorin’
Refusin’
They tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Think it’s just too bright and early
Go away it’s bright and early
My parents so loud;
They screamin’
They hopin’
That they gon’ wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Can’t believe it’s bright and early
It’s just too bright and early
Don’t you know it’s bright and early

Parents think they can wake me up
I’m just gonna stay here and make it tough
I’m not going to school, I’ve had enough
But still mom and dad won’t shut up:
“Get dressed, eat now, gotta get to school
Don’t you know you’re actin’ like a fool?
This ain’t no sick day, it just ain’t cool
For you to always be disobeyin’ da rules.”
Mom, Dad, you ain’t know, I’m crazy like that
I’m lethargic, and I’m okay with it
I’m a teenager, so I get away with it
Watch me, I can go on all day like this
I don’t care what kind of breakfast you make
Don’t want none of your pancakes
You just givin’ me a major headache
Bright and early we gangstas hate
I’m not gonna rise and shine
You’re just wastin’ my time
Don’t you know that time is mine
If you won’t let me sleep, then I’ll just rhyme
Bus pulls up, gotta get on
There’s a reason you want me up at dawn
I’ve been sleepin’ for like an eon
You might think that’s too long
But then you’d be wrong

They see me sleepin’
I’m dozin’
I’m deep in
They tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early
My bed is so warm;
I’m comfy
They hopin’
That they gon’ wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early
Tryin’ to wake me bright and early

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4 Responses to “Bright and Early”


  1. 1 Enda Crowley

    What with Borat and that… wow, I haven’t laughed so much in one day in ages.

  2. 2 Anonymous

    Maybe if your head’s diameter was greater than 2 inches you could actually sing the words along with the beat.
    - dirk45@comcast.net (24.58.223.144)

  3. 3 Anonymous

    They see me eatin’
    Ma’ whole fridge
    Refusin’
    To go on that fucking diet
    Go on that god damn diet
    Go on that god damn diet
    Go on that god damn diet
    Go on a fuck-ing diet
    I like my fat rolls … and fat face
    But sometimes I can’t e-ven fit through the doorway
    Go on that god damn diet
    Go on that god damn diet
    Go on a god-damn diet
    Go on a fucking diet

    - dirk45@comcast.net (24.58.223.144)

  4. 4 Michael

    oh god. if your going to sing the song, try to stay with the beat. He was way off, but it was still good :P

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