Free Schwag

Schwag - 1. Any free or extra goods, usually given to employees or workers.

If you didn’t know I drive a 1996 Dodge Intrepid (Blue), it’s a great car for being 10 years old, with only 48,000 miles on it and it just needs a new wiper blade and some tires.

Well I’ve got an  sticker on the right side, and I’ve added a Monkey Business Labs sticker to the bumper and an Insanely Great Tees on the left side opposite the  logo.

I’d like to get more “schwag” on my car, sticker wise, but I don’t have money to print out my own stickers or order any, so this is where my readers/the internet community comes in.

If you have spare decals/stickers lying around, and arn’t using it/them and feel like donating them to my car which will be driven all around NY state in a few months and taking a trip cross country (to Florida) this summer then please tell/show me what the sticker looks like email me and I’ll give you my address and we can maybe work out a few spare bucks via PayPal or something.

I hope I can deck my car out!

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5 Responses to “Free Schwag”


  1. 1 HckySi

    If I send you a big black dildo will you incorporate it in your car?

  2. 2 Anonymous

    If I send you a big black dildo will you name it Black Beauty, Jr.?

  3. 3 Laurence Anderson

    If I send you a big black dildo will you incorporate it in your car?

    If you did that I’d definitely be weirded out.

    If I send you a big black dildo will you name it Black Beauty, Jr.?

    Sure. ;)

  4. 4 Rory

    If I send you a big black dildo will you incorporate it in your car?

    I’ve thought of a couple good ways to incorporate a big black dildo into a car and still retain a level of usefulness. Shame I don’t have a car.

    …or a big black dildo.

    …or anyone to test if it’s still useful once it’s been incorporated.

  5. 5 Ed H

    Heya Larry,

    I have some apple stickers and some California indie rock band stickers if you want them. I would put a apple sticker on my car, but nothing touches my BMW apple logo or not :D

    Take Care,
    Ed

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